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Midnight Burger

Chapter 16: El Triste.

Midnight Burger

Business Goose Media

Fiction, Science Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.92.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2022

⏱️ ? minutes

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Summary

And Gloria said unto them, "Show me your plate, and I'll tell you a sad, sad story."

-The Book of Mucklewain


Cast:

Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez

Ava - Finlay Stevenson

Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird

Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird

Leif - Tom Moorman

Guest Starring:

Newt Schottelkotte as Shel


Written and Directed by Joe Fisher


Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson


Music:

The Valley of Peace - Metropolitan Quartet

Vissi D'arte from Tosca - Puccini


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Previously on Midnight Burger, Gloria is at war.

0:05.0

The next planet we go to, we find out whatever the Teds are up to on that planet.

0:10.0

We're going to find it and we're going to fuck it up.

0:13.0

And the Teds are on the hunt.

0:15.0

The trap's already been sprung on the diner, Casper.

0:18.0

It's only a matter of time before we catch it now.

0:20.0

Hang on. Don't they have

0:21.8

a doomsday device? If I install it in the right system, it destroys the Teds. And they're not using it.

0:27.6

Why? If we use it, people are going to starve. They're going to get sick. All right, whatever.

0:34.3

Also, they've picked up a fugitive. Who is, checking my notes here, a plant? So,

0:40.7

you're a plant. Who is very good at foreign languages because of what again? Spores. I'm constantly

0:48.3

emitting them from my body. Some of them interact with your brain's language center and report back.

0:53.3

You put spores in my brain?

0:56.2

Yes!

0:56.4

All right, well, that sounds a little invasive to me, but what am I, the ACLU?

0:59.8

Let's start the shift.

1:16.9

This is the under signal, the voice of freedom in the triad.

1:22.1

For many days now, Midnight Burger has been tearing a path of chaos through the systems as the TED Empire struggles with damage control.

1:25.2

On the planet of Binigessica Leif of Midnight Burger puts the troubled

1:30.2

planet on the path of energy independence. This planet's energy grid was about as efficient as a

1:36.0

canvas-topped submarine. With these new schematics, you'll be able to stop importing fuel from the

1:42.7

Ted's and stand on your own two feet.

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