Chapter 15: Kings of the Wild Frontier.
Midnight Burger
Business Goose Media
4.9 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 28 March 2022
⏱️ ? minutes
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Summary
For sale: One old west town. Never used.
Cast:
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Leif - Tom Moorman
Guest Starring:
Camille Smicker as The Ex
Ian Ferguson as Bart-43, Bart-13, Bart-7, Bart-57, Bart-2, Bart-3, Bart-6, Bart Prime, and Mr. Undersignal.
Newt Schottelkotte as Anna-11, Anna-77, and Anna-99
Jessica Morris as The Voice
Music:
Nothin' Left Blues - Peter Crosby
Come on Home - Miss Patricola
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
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| 0:00.0 | Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co. |
| 0:05.5 | That's audible.co.uk slash wondery. |
| 0:13.2 | Previously on Midnight Burger, Gloria is at war. |
| 0:16.8 | The next planet we go to, we find out whatever the Teds are up to on that planet. |
| 0:22.3 | We're going to find it, and we're going to fuck it up. |
| 0:25.4 | And the Teds are on the hunt. |
| 0:27.2 | The traps already been sprung on the diner, Casper. |
| 0:29.8 | It's only a matter of time before we catch it now. |
| 0:32.2 | And so is Casper, along with the X. |
| 0:34.6 | How old? |
| 0:35.1 | You are 173 years old if you add up all the days. I'm sorry, he's |
| 0:39.9 | how old? Are 173 years old. That actually explains a lot. Speaking of Casper, what's his deal exactly? |
| 0:47.1 | I need this place to open up at six every day. I mean, remember what he did to Ava? So I'm going to use |
| 0:52.8 | this hand truck, wheel you to the edge of the parking lot, and jettison |
| 0:58.0 | you into space. |
| 0:59.0 | God damn, relax, dude. |
| 1:01.0 | Let's start the shift. |
| 1:02.0 | Get a me to save the shift. Action's on you, Borg. |
| 1:23.9 | It's on me, it's on him. |
| 1:25.3 | It's on me, is it? |
| 1:26.4 | I'm afraid you're mistaken, once again. |
| 1:28.8 | There you go again, Bort. |
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