Welcome to season two episode four of Dark Is Night.

We've still got lots of cool stuff available on our website.

If you want to support us, stop by, pick up some coffee cups or pillows or a copy of my book,

The Caretakers Eye.

It's a cool, scary, horrifying children's book that you shouldn't show to your kids.

Yeah, now that Dumber and Dumber have given you their review, let's move on to Blue Apron.

Is the number one fresh ingredient and recipe delivery service in the country?

Blue Apron's mission is to make incredible home cooking accessible to everyone.

Blue Apron achieves this by supporting a more sustainable food system,

setting the highest standards for ingredients and building a community of home chefs.

Blue Apron saves a lot of time.

I mean, you can make all of these meals for 40 minutes or less.

I mean, you seem like a man on the go, correct?

What, what are you an idiot?

I'm on a fucking radio.

So let's move it on.

Blue Apron also has established partnerships with over 150 local farms,

fishers and ranches across the United States.

And as a result, can deliver to 99% of the continental to the US, and 99.5% of food deserts.

Yeah, food deserts.

Wow, anybody in California near one of those...

Look, they're people in Idaho, Iowa.

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