Chapter 12

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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4.8 • 728 Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2019

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Chapter 12: Chess. It's Valentine's Day 2019 but Ftone Clearerf hath nay time for love, not whilft there be ftones in the ground- so Richard heads into the Hertfordshire mist to clear the complacent stones. He has used all his guile to lull them into a false fenfe of fecurity and it's a bumper crop for the wily stone hunter. Are the stones his friends or his enemies? No one is sure, but for passive bits of stuff in dirt they have much magic, not least to change his mood in the space of three quarters of an hour. Making this the uplifting feel-good stone-based podcast of the year. We visit a part of the field that have as yet gone unbroadcast on the podcast and execute a double trespass into the forbidden field. Loads more emails and a worrying bit about toothless grannies that you might want to skip. But will Rich hit the stone pole and elicit a simultaneous cheer from the nation? No Fpoilerf.

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring. Okay,
0:31.5	Come on.
0:36.1	Okay, I'm just off standing here, I mean, walking dog...
0:40.3	Ooh, I think I covered that, all right.
0:43.3	Oh, that was close.
0:45.3	Welcome to another episode of for tone clearing.
0:49.3	Here's Richard Hewing It's a new podcast Podcast
0:54.7	Sorry
0:56.0	About
0:59.6	One Man's Mission to clear stones
1:04.8	From a very large field
1:07.0	And possibly the next field
1:09.1	Along as well
1:09.7	He's not quite clear what he's permitted himself to
1:11.4	we're heading off it's by 8 o'clock on um february the 14th it's valentine's day but uh stone clearers
1:22.1	have no need for love and in fact it was very much a chaste profession in the past which is why
1:31.3	Stencers have almost died out because they never bred the even though they
1:36.5	did clear fields naked it was not a sexual thing but is just to rid themselves of hoarish clothes and concentrate
1:47.2	on the tasking hand clearing stones.
1:53.0	So it was difficult for them to pass on their wisdom through the generations.
1:56.9	They just had to find another naked young person or young person who was able to take their clothes off, which is anyone, and then teach them the ways.
2:05.6	But of course do remember, there are no rules.
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