Chapter 11

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 2 February 2019

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Chapter 11: Frozen Stocean. It's February 2nd 2019 and Hertfordshire has been coated in the gametes of the Ice Gods, trying to thwart ye noble Ftone Clearerf for anofer feafon. Richard has some tips on how to stone clear in the snow, but to be honest, this is first proper go and he's just making it up as he goes along. The stone cupboard that is the ground is frozen shut and yet does that not make the discovery of the odd stone all the more valuable? How many stones did you clear today? So dare you judge a man who has cleared more stones than you? Will Richard meet any of the superstitious villagers or will they be scared away by the white blanket that has enveloped the field? Will he find any ammo and manage to hit the sign post? What will become of the world if he can't find a stone to throw into the ditch to calm the angry snow gods? Etc. Picture by Kittie-Wai More stone clearing info at www.richardherring.com/warmingup. Warning! Includes some non-stone material

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring. Good girl, Opie, come on.
0:26.9	Go ahead.
0:27.6	And he snow, so he doth come, and ye stahone clearest
0:38.1	They doth
0:42.1	Never know
0:46.2	What to do
0:48.6	For who thou
0:51.2	Put ye sotbs on ye table?
1:00.0	That's an old bit of writing from the past about stone clearing and the problem of winter coming.
1:09.0	And very apt here we are on the second of February 2019 it's approaching
1:14.9	nine o'clock and we're going out to Saturday we're going out to clear some stones if we can.
1:29.3	The snows she has come and she has fallen.
1:37.4	And the field, actually coming up to it now, and it's not as bad as it was yesterday.
1:43.3	But certainly some sprigs of shoots of peas,
1:50.2	plants probably are poking through this white blanket.
1:55.8	But there are not many stones on show.
1:59.7	And, uh, will be some bits of the field are less affected than others
2:05.2	just at the moment some people might think hey well day off stone clearing that attitude will not
2:12.6	clear a field of stones you have to come out and this is a specialist podcast as we, of exactly what we
2:20.8	should, we have to do to cope with conditions like this. It is actually snowing again a little bit now.
2:31.3	I literally cannot see a stone in front of my face.
2:35.6	That's how thick the snow is.
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