Hello, people with ears and eyes, and welcome to go, my favorite sports team.

It's offensive to people that don't have eyes and or ears.

Hello to people that have or don't have ears and eyes, and to go my favorite sports team then again if they

don't have eyes or ears then they probably shouldn't be listening to this podcast because they wouldn't be

they're also why it was like wait a second hold their way here i guess but you know anyway my name's

tyler shide i'm the one with the master's degree the one who's studied sports the one who's played

sports the one who's been around sports and been the sportsmen of sports sorts, joined by my co-hosts.

I've played sports.

Markiplier.

I've played sports.

The man who's never done a sport, never seen a sport, never expected a sport in his entire life, never done any sportliness of sportness.

I sported really hard and really good in school. I

sported so good. I threw rocks. Real far. Well, not real far. It's really not that far.

So kind of average far, you know, I average far. I don't know why, but in my head I pictured not

what you're actually describing, but you

as a little kid throwing rocks at other little kids.

That's what I pictured.

That's what I did.

Tried to do anyway.

Just trip the runners up while they're going around the track, you know.

Try and skip them across the pond and hit somebody's foot right at the right moment.

I love the Milford Pond. You remember the Milford Pond?

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