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Dear Internet

GeeklyInc

Advice, Relationships, Reddit, Comedy

4.9 • 538 Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Dear Internet,

On this weeks episode, we talk about working out with your cousin and changes at work!

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0:00.0	Dear Internet.
0:03.5	Welcome to Dear Internet.
0:16.2	The show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet's wildest questions.
0:26.3	This week, we're talking about how to respectfully ditch your workout partner and a workplace fashionista.
0:27.4	Ooh.
0:27.8	I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is Jim Lennie.
0:30.5	Hello, Jennifer.
0:32.1	Michael Tomorrow.
0:33.4	Hello, Jennifer.
0:35.3	And Nick Bristow.
0:36.6	Hello, Jennifer.
0:56.0	Everyone's dying today. Guys, I have horrible news. What? Sipping cream does not have its ingredients clearly labeled on the label. That's illegal. That sounds illegal. That sounds like an FDA. Maybe because it's booze? There's only one single ingredient. Sipping cream. Sipping cream. That's all. That's all. That's it. That's a booze. It's a good. Sipping cream is like an element. Yeah. You all laughed at me last week when I said they got the cows drunk and then took it right from the udters. Yeah. Who's laughing now?
1:11.3	I hope Michael.
1:12.6	Well, well, well.
1:14.0	Turns out they do force feed milks, pecanes.
1:18.9	It's very fucked up.
1:20.3	It's like quagas for the cows.
1:22.6	They won't stop feeding them butter pecans.
1:25.2	Relationship ended with Sugar Land Sipping Cream, Butterpacron, liqueur.
1:30.6	I mean, when you think about it, milk is fucked up.
1:34.1	It's like...
1:34.7	Yeah, don't drink milk.
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