Chandler Dean Has Never Seen The Royal Tenenbaums
Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers
Kyle Ayers
4.7 • 687 Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2026
⏱️ 72 minutes
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| 0:30.1 | In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, |
| 0:37.4 | this is never Seen It. |
| 0:42.1 | Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen. |
| 0:49.0 | Hey everybody, this is Never Seen It. I'm your host, Kyle Ayers. This is the podcast where |
| 0:52.6 | comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before, and we read those scripts. |
| 0:58.1 | Today, brand new guest, Chandler Dean, is here. Chandler has never seen the Royal Tenen Bombs, one of my first favorite movies, but he rewrote it. |
| 1:06.7 | And we see what he figures it probably is. He has some familiarity. You know, I don't want to spoil anything. You'll get it in the episode. This one is so much fun. This recording went so long. We played so many games. We riffed so much. If you want the extended episode, it's over on the Patreon. Patreon.com slash never seen it. It's just $3 a month, and it helps ensure that this podcast continues to exist. so you can go to patreon.com so I've never seen it it's just three dollars a month and it helps ensure that this podcast |
| 1:27.7 | continues to exist so you can go to patreon.com so i's never seen it i have our never played it up there uh i have the audio of never played it up there i'm going to be putting up the pdf of the d and d one shot i have a stand-up set up there from my sf sketch fest show that's all on the patreon Instagram.com so I've never seen it. This episode is so much fun. It was great meeting Chandler. He's the host of Abolish Everything, which is on Nebula. You may know Nebula. That's what Amy's Dead and Dreamhouse was on. The show that I worked on last year, you all are the best. Thank you for being here. You're going to love this episode. Carolyn Olwick is here as well. I don't even know if I mentioned that. Go check out Chandler. Go find Carolyn, this one is the best. So much fun. Such a long extended version on the Patreon. Thank you all for being here. Have a wonderful day. Enjoy the episode. Chandler-Dien has never seen the Royal Tenen Bombs. |
| 2:52.8 | Carolyn, you know what he has not seen, correct? It's the Royal Tenen Bonds. Yes. Have you seen the Royal Tenen Bonds? I think a long time ago. Okay. But I don't remember a thing. I know Gwyneth Paltrow has the coat. That's it. She has a great coat. Yes. It was a really, I love the Royal Tenant bombs. We were talking a little bit about West Anderson and what we had or hadn't seen, which maybe we can redo on my, we'll do it on Mike as well. Yeah. Because I find it so interesting. Most people either have seen them all or one and done. Yes. Or like bottle rocket and then one more and gave up on Wes Anderson or something. |
| 2:53.2 | Yes. |
| 2:54.7 | We've both seen about half. |
| 2:55.1 | Yes. |
| 2:55.9 | Interesting. |
| 2:56.3 | Yeah. |
| 2:57.7 | We're in that weird middle area. |
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