Hello, this is international football commentator Derek Ray, and you're listening to the Ranks FC podcast.

Hello, Ranks Squad and welcome to Ranks FC and Champions League takeaway for the second time this week.

My name is Jack Collins and I'll be your host day.

And joining me across the water all the way from San Diego is Mr Dean Jones.

How you doing, mate?

Hello, mate.

Yeah, I'm good.

Yeah.

Not quite as entertaining today.

Yeah.

I wasn't quite as thrill a minute from the games I watched.

But yeah, there's a lot to discuss today, for sure.

Only 28 goals tonight.

A drop of 15 from yesterday's 43. I actually think in some ways it's quite rude of the lads to give us the main course before the starter, which is how this kind

of felt in many ways. But alas, there were plenty of entertaining storylines in the same way.

And we're going to start with two five ones.

And you know what?

If those two five ones on a match week normally, you'd be like, oh, what a start to the

proceedings.

What a good way to get stuck in.

But it was an interesting one in two very separate ways.

I know that you've done Chelsea's 5-1 win over Iax at Stamford Bridge. So I think

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