Hello, this is international football commentator Derek Ray, and you're listening to the Ranks FC podcast.

Hello, Rank's and welcome to Champions League Takeaway here on Ranks FC.

My name is Jack Collins and I'll be your host today.

And joining me across the water to break down a truly mad night of Champions League action. It's Mr Dean Jones live from San Diego.

How you doing, mate?

Hello, mate.

Yeah, I'm good.

I mean, I've got an easier job on these days than you do because I just watch a game

in the morning, a game at lunchtime, and that's me.

But you're there 10 o'clock at night, watching eight games, and there's a

goal every minute. So, like, I've got, I definitely got, yeah, the easy gig here, mate. So more

importantly, how are you? And is your laptop still working with all the steam coming off your

keyboard? Yeah, I've made a lot of notes, is basically what I'd say. I had sort of three laptops going.

I had the Arsenal radio commentary on my phone.

There was all sorts of things happen at the same time.

But I feel like I've got across these games and it's been incredible.

43 goals across nine games today in the Champions League.

That is 4.77 on average per game, pure lunacy.

And six teams scored four or more goals.

Only six teams scored one or less.

And two of those were in a nil-nil draw, which will ultimately do right at the end of this

podcast.

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