Cha Cha Real Smooth
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 5 July 2020
⏱️ 77 minutes
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I quiz Pat on his favorite wedding dance songs. Pat dives into falso prophets and whether or not American culture is worth saving. I help people learn that dating is very simple, again.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, do you want to start a podcast with me? |
| 0:01.8 | Yeah, sure, which one? |
| 0:03.3 | The one we already do or the next one. |
| 0:05.3 | Hey, sure, which one? |
| 0:08.1 | Which podcast do you want to start this time? |
| 0:10.0 | Do you want to start catching Vox again, or do you want to rip off Pines to Aquinas this time? |
| 0:27.2 | Welcome to the Crunch. It is your boy, Funny Ethan. |
| 0:29.1 | And it's me, regular Patrick. |
| 0:30.2 | Oh, man. |
| 0:34.2 | Well, I mean, I'm always funny, so it's just, you get what you expect. |
| 0:35.3 | What? |
| 0:37.0 | You're going to get what you expect. |
| 0:39.8 | Get what you deserve. How are you? How how are you what's the what's the deal i'm doing i'm doing well i went to a wedding last weekend which is |
| 0:45.0 | funny because that's who's wedding you do uh teddy and dana shout out teddy and dana um do we know them |
| 0:50.8 | have they've been have they've been talked about on the podcast in the past i've definitely talked |
| 0:54.1 | about teddy before i may have talked about dana in relation to teddy Have they been, have they been talked about on the podcast in the past? I've definitely talked about Teddy before. I may have talked about Dana in relation to Teddy, but they, uh, they started dating a month before Phoebe and I did, and now they got married a month before Phoebe and I did. And they also got engaged, but they got engaged well before Phoebe and I did. So there's that. Short engagement. No, well, oh yeah, I guess it, about a year. Oh, gosh, I can't imagine. If I get engaged, I want to be engaged for like three months. Yeah, I think we taught, me and Phoebe talked about it and we were like, yeah, let's do a year. That sounds like prudent, prudent. And then we were like, prudent. It's like, come on. Now it's time. Now it's time to be there. But no, no, no. It's great. |
| 1:30.7 | The, the, the gospel of marriage, right? The anticipation of the wedding day is part of the, it's part of the, uh, part of the analogy. What's the word that I'm trying to use? The metaphor, the parable. Yeah, it's part of the witness to, you know, the, I mean, what is revelation, but the unveiling, right? So that's, that's what, that's what, that's what, it has wedding imagery, you know, and all that nonsense. So yeah, it's good stuff. You're kind of, you're just stuck in a year-long Holy Saturday. Yeah. You're just kind of waiting. Yeah, I would say that, yeah. Which is pretty cool. I, uh, I love weddings. I haven't been to one this year, which is, well, I went to one in like the winter, but it doesn't really count. I get, yours is going to be the first of the season. |
| 2:33.9 | It was the thing. Coronavirus is trying its hardest to make my wedding the least lit wedding, but my wedding is still going to be the best wedding you've ever been to. Melbourne, Florida. Yeah. Which church? Ascension. I'm just kidding. definitely bleep that out no it's on the wedding website |
| 2:36.2 | that's the thing like I was |
| 2:37.2 | I had this I ascension. I'm kidding. Definitely bleep that out. No, it's on the wedding website. That's the thing. |
| 2:37.0 | Like I was, I had this, I had this thought a couple of days ago. I was like literally anyone, I was like, wait a second. I'm kind of like people that don't, I don't know, know me. Right? Yeah. |
| 2:47.0 | So I probably shouldn't put the details of the wedding on the wedding website. |
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