All Gas No Brakes Is Changing The Game
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 28 June 2020
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
if i knew madonna before she got famous and turned into a diva, does that mean i knew her when she was a pre-madonna pre-prima donna madonna?
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| 0:00.0 | My hard drive was so full. |
| 0:02.6 | How full was it? |
| 0:05.6 | It was so full that if it looked at an olive garden, it would have thrown up. |
| 0:11.1 | That's a good combo joke. |
| 0:12.6 | Thank you. |
| 0:14.1 | But the audience doesn't know the first half. |
| 0:16.1 | They don't know why it's funny. |
| 0:17.6 | Oh, that's fair. |
| 0:19.8 | So here's what happened. Patrick was at an olive garden. |
| 0:22.1 | And then the olive garden. And then the olive garden waiter came into the stall and said, |
| 0:37.7 | Sir, you can stay here as long as you like, |
| 0:39.5 | but you're going to have to get us a new plunger. |
| 0:44.7 | Welcome to The Crunch. |
| 0:46.0 | It is your boy, Ethan. |
| 0:47.4 | And I'm Patrick. |
| 0:48.5 | I hope the audience, I sound fine to myself, |
| 0:51.0 | but then again, I sounded fine to myself last week. |
| 0:52.9 | So I'm hoping that we sound |
| 0:55.2 | like a professional podcast this week, especially since we have Patreon.com slash the crunch. That's the earliest we've ever plugged that in the world. Yeah. But I just got to get it. This is a world record for today. Got to get it out of the way because I'm all about that money, money, money, money, money, Fast, |
| 1:07.3 | money, money, money, money. |
| 1:09.3 | So the reason I was late to the pod. |
| 1:12.1 | Oh, boy. |
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