This is an IHeart podcast.

You know, every now and then, it gets a little too cozy around here.

And I feel like we need to just shake the barrel, as Mee-Mall would say.

And what better way to shake the barrel than just talk about the best college football programs in college football?

Not just necessarily how anyone would rank them, but how we would rank them.

Special criteria.

We're jam-packed high atop a vibrant downtown Nashville, Tennessee.

It's the first show we've done in Nashville in roughly nine years.

It feels like, I know the studio looks weird.

I'll explain it in a second, but we're going to break down the best programs in college football tonight.

We did this for conferences a little while ago, and everyone just pulled out the knives in the comments section, so

I figured why not? Something that divisive must be delicious April content. So why don't

we bring that out tonight? I've got you some under the radar quarterbacks, a metric ton

of Intel and scoop, dirt from all around college football spring practices, things are going to get chaotic.

I know we have spoken about it, and I'm going to continue to speak about it.

We won't have to speak about it much longer because in about another week, that's when the portal opens up.

And whomst amongst us knows the world may never be the same again.

Can a defensive player ever win the Heisman?

If so, I may have four or five of them.

Just let me dream on that, please.

I know what the answer probably is, but let me dream tonight.

I got three or four, five names to throw at you.

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