Celery Juice

Maintenance Phase

Aubrey Gordon & Michael Hobbes

Wellness, Health & Fitness, History, Education, Science, Health

4.8 • 16.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Do you have viruses? Cysts? Cancer? Are you tired sometimes? According to Instagram, the problem might be a lack of liquefied vegetables! This week, Mike and Aubrey take on a troubling taste test, meet a ghost with bad intentions and encounter the longest list of problematic celebrities we've ever seen.

Plus, we start the show with an announcement: We're doing Patreon-only bonus episodes! Sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/maintenancephase

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Links!

Anthony William on Extra
Anthony William on Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Celery Juice Is the Perfect, Probably Pointless Trend for 2019 (Vanity Fair)
Food Isn't Medicine. Here's Why It's Dangerous to Believe It Is. (Huffington Post)
Is celery juice a viable alternative to nitrites in cured meats? (McGill University)
Is Celery Juice a Sham? (The New York Times)
Today's Diet Fads (Today's Dietitian)
People think celery juice can protect you from COVID-19. Here's why that's categorically false. (Mama Mia)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:11.7	Hello and welcome to Maintenance Phase, the podcast that takes fewer calories to listen to
0:18.2	than it does to chew it.
0:20.0	Right.
0:21.0	Like the podcast that takes away calories or something.
0:25.4	This is like a Zen cone, right?
0:27.0	Like, what does it take to chew a podcast?
0:29.5	I'm Michael Hobbs.
0:32.3	I'm Aubrey Gordon.
0:33.8	And we have an announcement to make.
0:35.9	I'm very excited about it.
0:37.4	It feels fun.
0:38.4	Your mother and I have been talking.
0:41.1	You may have noticed that we don't love you anymore.
0:44.1	No, it's that we are going to start doing bonus episodes.
0:48.5	Yeah.
0:49.5	So we're going to start releasing bonus episodes on Patreon for our Patreon Patrons.
0:56.0	Our first one comes out tomorrow and it is me explaining something that I know quite
1:01.8	a bit about to Mike and that is the Bachelor.
1:04.5	Yes, it was so much fun.
1:05.8	It's really, really, really fun.
1:07.5	So we don't know exactly what format the bonus episodes are going to take.
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