Celery Juice

Maintenance Phase

Aubrey Gordon & Michael Hobbes

History, Science, Health, Health & Fitness, Wellness, Education

4.8 • 16.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Do you have viruses? Cysts? Cancer? Are you tired sometimes? According to Instagram, the problem might be a lack of liquefied vegetables! This week, Mike and Aubrey take on a troubling taste test, meet a ghost with bad intentions and encounter the longest list of problematic celebrities we've ever seen. Plus, we start the show with an announcement: We're doing Patreon-only bonus episodes! Sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/maintenancephase Support us: Subscribe on PatreonDona...

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0:00.0	[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:11.7	Hello and welcome to Maintenance Phase, the podcast that takes fewer calories to listen to
0:18.2	than it does to chew it.
0:20.0	Right.
0:21.0	Like the podcast that takes away calories or something.
0:25.4	This is like a Zen cone, right?
0:27.0	Like, what does it take to chew a podcast?
0:29.5	I'm Michael Hobbs.
0:32.3	I'm Aubrey Gordon.
0:33.8	And we have an announcement to make.
0:35.9	I'm very excited about it.
0:37.4	It feels fun.
0:38.4	Your mother and I have been talking.
0:41.1	You may have noticed that we don't love you anymore.
0:44.1	No, it's that we are going to start doing bonus episodes.
0:48.5	Yeah.
0:49.5	So we're going to start releasing bonus episodes on Patreon for our Patreon Patrons.
0:56.0	Our first one comes out tomorrow and it is me explaining something that I know quite
1:01.8	a bit about to Mike and that is the Bachelor.
1:04.5	Yes, it was so much fun.
1:05.8	It's really, really, really fun.
1:07.5	So we don't know exactly what format the bonus episodes are going to take.
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