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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2025

⏱️ 145 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired May 14, 2025: A member of HAMS has been arrested. Red Panda is in town! Everything you wanna know about a fatal fight with a kangaroo.

Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, well, well, it is our wonderful podcast listeners, the ones that all of us on hams love the most.

0:05.6

Dana here to give you a little gentle reminder to hit up our friends at standard heating and air condition and tune up that AC before it fully turns into crotch soup season.

0:14.6

June through August, our standards busy season for getting AC units up to snuff, so get ahead of the curve and have them ensure you don't have a summer where you pit out every shirt you own.

0:23.1

Book in May during their pre-summer heat savings event, and you'll beat the rush and save yourselves walking around money.

0:28.5

Call Standard Heating today or visit Standardheating.com.

0:31.4

Enjoy the show. We sincerely appreciate you checking us out each and every day.

0:35.0

The 93xx morning show.

0:38.7

93.

0:39.8

Air.

0:46.8

Oh, man, the halfway mark.

0:48.9

That's where we're at, Cubby.

0:50.5

You down or what?

0:51.5

Totally down.

0:52.4

Yeah, I'm down, too.

0:53.7

We're pumped to have you here with us.

0:55.2

So welcome to the Wednesday edition of the 93X-Hafast morning show, the Wednesday. What were you saying?

0:59.9

I was just going to say it's been kind of a sleepy week. I've been counting your yawns.

1:04.8

We're up to 998,000. It's bad this morning. Yeah. It's one after another after another. It reminds me of when

1:11.6

my parents used to chain smoke, you know, just lighting cigarette after cigarette and it just

1:15.7

never ended. Yeah. That's how your yawns have been. It's been a bad sleep week for me and suddenly

1:20.8

as soon as I set my ass down here next to Cubby to start, you know, prepping for the program,

1:26.0

I'm just pumping out yawns one after another.

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