Celebrity MasterChef
Phoning It In
Luke Oddie and Dan Wade
5.0 • 766 Ratings
🗓️ 20 November 2025
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Dan return with their most baffling creative choice yet: a running commentary of a Celebrity MasterChef Christmas special from three years ago.
They offer zero context, hurl abuse at Gregg Wallace, and skip so many scenes that an hour-long TV episode miraculously fits into a 39-minute podcast.
The result? The sonic personification of a brain aneurysm.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Oh well, you'll grow up sometime, but at 15, 15, 15. |
| 0:05.0 | 15. |
| 0:06.0 | 15. |
| 0:07.0 | 15. |
| 0:08.0 | 15. |
| 0:09.0 | 15. |
| 0:11.0 | 15. If If I'm |
| 0:21.6 | If |
| 0:23.6 | I'm |
| 0:25.6 | I'm Luke. Dan's here. Blah, blah, blah. |
| 0:51.0 | Dan, we've got to get straight... Blah. Blah. Dan, we've got to get straight. Blah. |
| 0:55.4 | Blah. |
| 0:57.1 | Dan, we've got to get straight into the main stuff because we've had a few weeks of |
| 1:01.2 | back with the pod after hiatus and the reviews are in. |
| 1:05.3 | They are Stella. |
| 1:07.7 | Exceptional reviews. |
| 1:09.4 | Amazing stuff. |
| 1:09.8 | Stella McCartney's coming on |
| 1:11.4 | sorry they're just reviews |
| 1:13.2 | sorry once again you're just quite interrupt me |
| 1:16.0 | before I got to the main part there Dan |
| 1:17.2 | is they're the reviews just for me |
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