This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today as we wander through the little cul-de-sacs which contains celebrities and little tiny houses, and we leave them living in their little houses for ages.

And then occasionally we open the door and out they come and you go, God, it's not you again, is it?

Because we are full of Z-List celebrities at the moment. There's hardly any A-List celebrities.

But then, to be brutally honest with you, I'm not even sure what an A-List celebrity is anymore. I mean, who would be considered A-list?

And the answer is, I don't know, one of the Spice Girls, would they be an A-list celebrity?

Because they don't go out that often, because they're, they've now got a bit older, they're married,

they've got kids, they've got their own lives. It's only the desperate people who sort of

drag their carcasses around, and they have to be seen at this party or that charity event. And you think to yourself, it's all a bit vacuous, isn't it? Because when they're going to a charity do, of course,

they're not earning any money. There's generally speaking, generally speaking, no money involved

unless it's a paid charitable event. So the charitable event of the week, I think, will be

Saturday when Jerry Halliwell gets married.

And to be brutally honest with you, I can't imagine who's going to go.

They haven't sold it to a magazine, so you're never going to see the celebrity quotient written on there.

You're never going to see, you know, and here's Victoria Beckham, so she's not going.

Or any of her past flames, they won't be going either.

So who will be going? They've said there's 300 guests. I'm assuming it'll be mainly people from his side, but his parents aren't going.

They're totally against this marriage. Totally against it. But there again, Jerry Halliwell has got

lots of failed relationships, about 15, and she is mad as a broomstick. Mad as a broomstick. So how long are we giving this marriage? I don't think we're giving it too long. Anyway, out on the town, just heading out for a meal. And she loves to dress up, apparently. She didn't have a coat on, which is sort of lovely. She's got her little phone with her in a little sort of bag.

And she obviously done herself up. She is the person that nobody has got the faintest idea

who she is. Her name's Chloe Goodman. The former celebrity Big Brother Star, 21. I'm sorry, dear.

I don't want to be rude, but if I saw you out, I'd have no idea who you were. Nobody knows who you are.

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