Stop being Dr. Doom's okay. Dr Doom. No, I'm not being Dr Doom.

I don't care about the solar eclipse. I might not even go outside and look at it.

What's the big deal? And it's this dangerous thing you can't look at.

Well then why are you looking at it? You dumbass?

2099 will be the next total solar eclipse in West Virginia.

I know exactly where I'll be.

Well, yeah, you'll be in the grave,

me and Aaron Rogers will be, you know, taking a leak on your grave watching the eclipse it's going to be

awesome.

Ha ha ha ha.

Okay that was my attitude.

Yesterday morning and into the afternoon.

Until my wife showed up with the glasses. That's a fairly close approximation.

She got the glasses at the local library. She had to go like so...

You're just going to trust the lie. Oh you, you're just going to trust the library glasses. Wow, whoa. She well you couldn't see through him

There was nothing there. They were completely black until you looked up at the little now here we did not have totality what we had here was a

phenomenon where you saw the sun being encroached upon to the point where it looked like a crescent moon and then it was just

like a thin fingernail that rotated from the top all the way down to the bottom

and around. It never completely covered here. I don't think it did here either. I don't think. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know whether I regret not driving to a place where I could have seen the whole

totality in large part because I try not to have regret because regret just

drags you down just whatever it was you

gonna learn from it but you don't sit around saying I wish I would have done that I

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