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We're back. We're talking about pipe dreams over here.

We're going to get rich from what we do. We got rich. We got to call from a little place.

I like to call Sawguss. Oh, Sawguss, Massachusetts. John is on the line. What's up, John?

What's going on, Kevin? I know who exactly you're talking about. What the thawton.

You're talking about Mr. Deeds with the Hawaii punch thawton. Yeah, maybe that's it.

Maybe I just went straight fictional. I thought there was someone in real life who had it,

but definitely like when the movies are doing it, when they're like, okay, let's have

a fictional rich person and what are the things they have? They would do that stuff. That's what I would do.

I would try to. Yeah, maybe what. For me, I still like I would want to get like a,

like a Bud Light story. That's what I was saying. Maybe not like a distillery, but I would want

like Bud Light on tap in my bathroom. Champagne, Bud Light, vodka. I'm surprised.

Pre-mixed, ready made espresso martinis on tap. Let's go. I'll go talk about. Yeah, that's a good one too.

You know what I would have? I would have the food court at the mall. Yeah, complete with an

Asian man giving out free samples. Yeah, you come to my house to party. You just get like,

you know, assessing me chicken on a toothpick. Someday, some days you say no, thank you.

Right. Someday, you're like, wait, I'll check one of those. Any gril, he makes these. I'm just like,

no, get out. Get out of my way. Come on. Come on. By the way, I had an idea once for a book,

a movie, a show, or a scene. You poison the free samples. Oh, kill a whole malls worth of

people. Yeah. I don't know. I've never heard of it. No, no, no, I mean, maybe. But I was talking

more about like, you know, it's probably like not enough to make like the basis of a whole movie,

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