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Smash Boom Best: A funny, smart debate show for kids and family

Cats vs Dogs

Smash Boom Best: A funny, smart debate show for kids and family

Lemonada Media

Kids & Family, Education For Kids

4.615.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2018

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

In one corner, human’s best friend, licker of faces, chewer of toys -- it’s dogs. And in the other corner, sleek and graceful, free pest control with a cute face to boot -- it’s cats. Are you Team Cat or Team Dog? Head to smashboom.org to cast your vote!

Transcript

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0:00.0

I was trying to snuggle the other night with both the dog and the cat.

0:04.6

The cat scratched my forehead because it was trying to get into the right position.

0:08.0

That's because you were doing it wrong.

0:09.6

You did it wrong, it's your fault not the cat's fault.

0:14.0

From the brains behind brains on, it's smash boom best.

0:19.1

The show for people with big opinions.

0:22.4

Hi and welcome, this is Smash Boom Best.

0:25.2

We take two things, smash them together to find out which is best.

0:29.0

I'm Molly Bloom and today we have a fierce debate battle of domesticated beasts.

0:33.9

It's cats versus dogs.

0:36.7

Dogs, definitely because they're more playful.

0:40.8

Cats, because it's more satisfying when you tame a cat than a dog.

0:46.5

With a cat, it's a lot more cheaper, calmer, less stressful.

0:51.1

You can actually play a game with a dog.

0:54.2

Many people say, oh, you can't play with cats.

0:57.0

Yes, you can because you have cat toys.

0:59.6

Even if I had a dog, I'd just be running around with my dog all the time.

1:02.9

But I can't really take my cats to the park.

1:04.9

Dogs, because dogs actually love you.

1:07.5

Cats are just using you for food.

1:09.1

Cats for sure, because you can't hold a dog when you can hold a cat.

1:12.9

Hey, dog!

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