I was trying to snuggle the other night with both the dog and the cat.

The cat scratched my forehead because it was trying to get into the right position.

That's because you were doing it wrong.

You did it wrong. It's your fault, not the cat's fault.

From the brains behind brains on, it's Smash Boom Best.

The show for people with big opinions. Hi and welcome. This is Smash Boom Best. The show for people with big opinions.

Hi and welcome. This is Smash Boom Best.

We take two things, smash them together, to find out which is best.

I'm Molly Bloom, and today we have a fierce debate battle of domesticated beasts.

It's cats versus dogs.

Dogs, definitely, because they're more playful.

Cats, because it's more satisfying when you tame a cat than a dog.

With a cat, it's a lot more cheaper, calmer, less stressful.

You can actually, like, play a game with a dog.

Many people say, oh, you can't play with cats. Yes, you can because you have cat toys. And if I had a dog, I should be running around with my dog all the time. But I can't really take my cat to the park. Dogs, because dogs actually love you, cats are just using you for food. Cats for sure, because you can't hold a dog, but you can hold a cat.

Hey, dog.

They're just so awkward.

This might be our most contentious episode ever.

In one corner, humans' best friend, liquor of faces, chewer of toys, tail wagging, happy

to see you. Always up for a game of fetch, it's dogs.

And in the other corner, sleek and graceful, quiet and self-sufficient, down for a cuddle, free pest control with a cute face to boot its cats.

Here today to judge this high-stakes debate is Oscar Wolf Hi, Oscar. Hello. So where do you currently

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