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Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

Oh, three minutes after 12 is the time, and you are listening to Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

Your weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction, not ordinarily available anywhere else on your radio dial. I work on the principle that you're largely familiar with how this

unfolds, and if you're not, that you'll work it out pretty quickly. It doesn't sound very

exciting if you're new to the program. I appreciate this isn't how you're supposed to introduce

radio features, but it is very exciting. There you go, that's how you're supposed to introduce radio features, but it is very exciting.

There you go, that's how you're supposed to do it. It doesn't sound very exciting, but it is very exciting.

Do you ever think I could have made a career in advertising copyright? It doesn't sound very exciting, but it is very exciting.

Watch this film. It doesn't sound very exciting. No, anyway.

So someone rings in with a quet. Lots of people ring in with quite. You, you perhaps, ring in

with a question. 345-6060673. And then hopefully somebody else rings in with the answer.

Yeah, I told you. I told you it doesn't sound very exciting. But it is. You're just going to have to trust me.

If you hear a question that you know the answer to, you kind of have to ring in. Otherwise, you can't listen to the show for two days. You can't listen to the show until next Wednesday, next Tuesday. The number you need remains the same. 0345-60609-773. Poor old Tom.

Of course, quite a reaction in my inbox with his objects.

I don't think he was complaining about dogs chasing squirrels, Chris.

I think it was more dogs disturbing him while he was doing his thing.

Anyway, we digress.

If you are fortunate enough to make my favourite contribution of the day,

you will get a mystery hour ball game.

Literally, signed, sealed, delivered.

Well, not signed, but sealed and delivered.

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