It's the Catholic Guy Show, starring Lino Ruley.

With me, the executive producer, Tyler Vecty.

Today, Lina welcomes singer Johnny Cash,

Nameless sibling, Sister Vecty,

and Wild West Showman Buffalo Bill Cody,

featuring music by the Foo Fighters.

Now, from Minnesota,

where nobody locks their home,

but everyone locks their ice fishing shack.

Here's your host, Lino Rooley.

Hello Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure.

It is the Catholic Guy Show.

I've been in broadcasting a very long time, but well before I got into broadcasting, I had

to graduate school in theology. It was a long time ago.

It's nearly 30 years ago now. I didn't know what I wanted to do with my life, and it seemed like

studying theology a pretty decent way to learn about God, learn about myself. And I remember one of our

professors, a scripture scholar, and he was teaching us about the dangers of bad translations and one of those

translations still stands out to me today because it reminded me of something that happened to

me last night so I'm only going to quote the Bible so that I can tell a story quite frankly

I'm going to tell you I'm going to tell you a story now people loathe that you quote the Bible

but if it leads to a Leno story I story, I think we can stomach it.

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