Catching Day Fades w/ Joey Avery | First Date with Lauren Compton

First Date with Lauren Compton

YMH Studios

Sexuality, Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 900 Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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0:00.0	Are you a smart booker or a silly booker?
0:07.4	Smart bookers get access to a three airport lounge by booking a five-star holiday with On the Beach.
0:13.8	Silly bookers?
0:14.8	Well, enjoy those cues at the bar.
0:17.1	Stop booking around and visit Onthebeach.com.
0:21.3	Conditions apply.
0:22.6	Seven night minimum stay outbound only from selected airports
0:24.8	from six people, at all protected.
0:28.7	On the beach!
0:30.0	I'm so excited to see you tonight.
0:36.0	First day, baby. First day, baby.
0:40.0	First date, I can't wait.
0:44.0	First date.
0:48.1	Hello, and welcome to another episode of First Date.
0:51.2	My guest today is a very funny comedian.
0:53.4	You can see him on tour. He also has
0:55.3	his own show. It's called The Joey Show. Give it up for Joey Avery. Thank you. It's an honor to be here.
1:01.3	Thank you for coming on. Yeah, absolutely. So you came in from New York? Yes. You look warm.
1:06.9	I am. Yeah. I am dressed like a green screen, but I do, I am warm. I'm swimming in this hoodie,
1:12.6	but it's nice. I like oversized hoodies. Yeah, it's nice. And on an airplane, you want to be in a
1:18.5	blanket the whole time anyway, so it's perfect. How soon do you stand after an airplane lands?
1:24.7	I mean, I wait my turn because I'm a respectful human being. I want to stand, but these sick
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