Catcher In The Rye Triggers Assassins with Cassi Jerkins

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

JD Salinger’s seminal novel Catcher In The Rye has been THE classic teen angst bible for half a century. It’s beloved by alienated teens and weird adults alike. But what if the book is more than just the story of an emo little shithead wandering around New York City? What if it’s a government tool used to trigger assassins? OR ALTERNATIVELY what if it’s just a book written by a madman that appeals to the darkness inside other loonys? OR WHAT IF this whole episode is a pretext for the wonderful Cassi Jerkins to talk about her cats? WHAT IF?!?!?!?!? This ep brought to you by Loot Crate. Loot Crate! It’s fun! Go to LootCrate.com/Lizard and enter our code LIZARD.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.8	crazy people, and kooky ideas
0:25.7	about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:28.2	I'm your host, Caitlin Hampstead.
0:30.3	Let's get to the show. So probably before you leave he'll come out and say hi nice to meet you and leave.
0:52.4	Sorry to be in my room I'm just in and moved. Hi nice to meet you. And then leave.
0:53.0	Sorry to be in my room.
0:54.0	I'm just in the mood.
0:55.0	Yeah, he's like, I didn't know you were coming.
0:57.0	Like, I just wasn't mentally prepared.
0:59.0	Yeah, but it's a pleasure.
1:01.0	Yeah, yeah, exactly.
1:02.0	God, I love cats.
1:04.0	You know, they're so great.
1:05.1	And the fun thing with him too is like,
1:07.0	I have a few friends that have crushes on him.
1:09.5	Like, yeah, they're like, he's a handsome boy.
1:11.7	Yeah, yeah, they're like, he's a handsome boy. Yeah, yeah, they're like, how's Cooper doing?
1:15.1	Because he's a gentleman, like when he does come out,
1:17.4	he very much like comes out and like waits
1:19.7	and then like says hello and let you pet him.
1:22.0	He gives you like a little like hug like with his cheek.
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