Casting Auditions for the New Haunted Hayride

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2017

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins clears his throat as he welcomes everyone back to Spontaneanation! This time out, Pauls special return guest is actress and comedian Alice Wetterlund of TBS People of Earth! They chat about the moment Alice was at her very hottest and the moment she was at her very not hottest, whether she has a preference between having a baby boy or baby girl, and her short-lived marriage. Paul is then joined by Mandell Maughan, Annie Savage, and Matt Gourley, to improvise a story set at Casting Auditions for the New Haunted Hayride. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
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0:00.0	H-ah-ah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h.
0:19.0	I'm an interesting person, and I cough in an interesting way.
0:24.6	They call him the Bobby McFerrin of coughing.
0:31.6	This local man refuses to cough normal.
0:35.6	He makes a big show of it at the mall every afternoon.
0:41.3	For five hours.
0:43.3	He considers it his full-time job.
0:47.3	He's being paid by the city.
0:50.3	Taxpayers are outraged.
0:52.3	More on this story as it develops.
0:58.2	Oh, welcome, everybody.
1:01.5	How do you do?
1:03.8	Why do you do what you do?
1:06.3	You drive me crazy.
1:10.9	When will you and I get on the same page?
1:17.1	Do you think
1:18.1	we are together because
1:21.8	we drive each other nuts?
1:26.6	Nor is it because you're trying to kill me
1:28.5	for insurance money
1:29.4	I know what I think
1:33.3	Let's go to the phones
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