Cassie’s First Date Night In Four Years Has Been Totally Derailed!
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🗓️ 2 August 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:55.0 | Cassie, I feel like the world's been throwing you some punches lately. |
| 0:58.0 | It has been, I've been taking a beating, but the way I like to look at it is, all of this is happening now, maybe to save something bigger for down the line for happening. |
| 1:08.0 | Like it's karma. What's not karma? It's what is it like, Yin and Yang balance. So I broke my ankle on a playground, simply stepping off a step, you know, like you do. |
| 1:19.0 | That's just a story catch. |
| 1:20.0 | I know. |
| 1:21.0 | Chatter engineer said, I should tell people I got to an MMA fight with Ronda Rouse. |
| 1:25.0 | I like that. |
| 1:26.0 | Yeah, that works better. |
| 1:27.0 | And then I tripped yesterday over the good foot and then put my hand through a pan of glass. So that was fun. |
| 1:35.0 | So I'm going to replace the garage door. |
| 1:37.0 | So that's exciting getting a new garage door out of it. It's from the 80s. |
| 1:41.0 | But yeah, it's been a little rough, but you know, it was nothing that can't handle. |
| 1:46.0 | Please don't take that as a challenge. |
| 1:48.0 | Don't put that out into the universe. |
| 1:50.0 | So this tomorrow, I'm supposed to come over to your house and babysit your two adorable children. |
| 1:58.0 | So you and your husband Chad can have a date night for the first time and how long? |
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