Cassie Chadwick

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2019

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Have Emily and Lisa influenced you to adopt a dog? Let us know! Hi, Baby Geniuses producer Rob Pera here. I just adopted a lil' doggie and you should too. Feel love in your life for once! On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for Cassie Chadwick, the infamous name used by a Canadian woman who defrauded several U.S. banks out of $19 million dollars by claiming to be an illegitimate daughter and heiress of Andrew Carnegie. Very cool!

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses.
0:15.0	We know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses.
0:19.0	We know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses.
0:22.0	We know everything. baby geniuses. We know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.4	Hello babies. Welcome to baby geniuses. I'm Emily. I'm Lisa. Thanks for listening to our show. Number two of the tour
0:36.2	recording today. I hope in the intervening two weeks someone has found video of
0:40.3	Dennis Franz dancing Allah the, the dancing baby,
0:44.0	because I cannot fucking find it.
0:46.0	It is not showing up.
0:47.0	It has been scraped and wiped from the face of the internet.
0:50.0	Yeah, how?
0:51.0	How?
0:52.0	Why is the real dancing baby everywhere and the Dennis Franz one is nowhere?
0:55.0	You can only find it in deepest, darkest, forshan. That's how I pronounce forchan.
1:01.0	I like it for time
1:03.0	which I don't understand but sometimes I browse because I'm crazy.
1:10.0	I don't think I've ever looked at it.
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