The Bert Show.

All right, Cassie, real quick.

You called 911 last week for a really bad reason.

Yeah, I'm one of the people.

I have called 911 more times than I would like to admit.

And half of those have always been from the road but like I'm trying to do my

civic duty right so last week I was driving down the highway as you do and little me had to swerve because in the middle of two lanes

the fast lanes on you know the far left this is a multi-lane highway we're

talking about with like five lanes. In straddling between two lanes was a giant

full-size trash can just on its side and I was like I don't know like this is a wreck waiting to happen and it's a bad wreck. This isn't like, oh there's a

piece of clothing in the road or a little bag of trash or something you can swerve around. I'm like, this is going to cause a

multi-car pile up. It's going to be rush hour very shortly like this needs to get off the road.

I can't pull over and get it out of the road like on some neighborhood side street.

Who do I call and then I'm like trying to figure it out but I'm still driving I'm like guess I got to call

911 and I'll do it real quick and they can hang up if you know give you the

right number to call but this feels like an emergency so I called 911

and I'm like hey they're like you know very nice name emergency

location whatever they say and I was like it's not really an emergency but

there's a trash can in the road and they're like I'm sorry and I'm like then I

explain I'm driving on the highway and I was like do I need to call someone else this is the

lamest reason ever to call 911 you know I'm gonna free up your resources but

this is a wreck waiting to happen. So I guess they can

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