Welcome to I Am the Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our favorite topic. Ourselves.

Hello, I am Chelsea and I am The Cute One. And I am Donnie and I am the cute one. And we are here today to cover Casper, the cutie's choice. I was happy with that. I was too. I had never

seen the movie. So this is two months in a row that the cuties have chosen a movie that I get to be

delighted with for the first time. Look at that. Well, delighted by and also horrified by because I got

to tell you, and obviously we'll get into it. But watching Casper the friendly ghost for the first

time in the year 2025, I have some concerns. Oh, I'm excited to dive in because I don't know what it

could be. Well, this movie came out on May 26, 1995. It was a Friday. Back to our roots. No

more crazy, wacky Wednesday movie releases. This is how we do it by Montel Jordan was number one in the U.S.

Wow. With Unchained Melody reigning supreme in the UK. Huh. And then this movie was number one at the box office with Braveheart and Johnny Neumonic coming in at number two and three. I have never heard of Johnny

Newmanic in my life. No, me neither. At first I thought you meant Johnny Sunami. I'm familiar with

Johnny Sunami, but I know about Braveheart and the face paint and the yelling and the screaming

and the ah! But Johnny Neumonic, God knows. How do you even spell that? Oh, I found it.

A data carrier, literally carrying a data package inside his head, must deliver it before he dies from the burden or is killed by the Yucazuwa. Okay. Huh. Sounds like a movie Dr. Bald, probably saw it in theaters. Probably Keanu Reeves is in it. Mm. That tracks. So if today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and leave a five-star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify.

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push that little bell button because we're really trying to grow over there.

And we've been dropping little fun things over there.

We did a muckbang video that we posted first on Patreon, but now is available over on YouTube.

So go watch us watch Desperate Housewives.

And I really liked that muckbang video.

Yes, the rewatch of Desperate Housewives was good. And I think we are a perfect contender for the people's couch. But I also really might just do it on my own, eating on camera. Okay. For me, it was less about the eating on camera and more about recording me doing what I do anyway when I watch a show with a friend, which is just talking through the entire experience.

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