I'm Claire Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton and this is celebrity memoir book club.

The podcast where we are reading celebrity memoirs so that you don't have to wreckage through them.

If you don't like our takes, if you don't like our spin, hey, see yourself out.

But if you're having fun here, I'm happy you're here and I hope that we can see you live

and in person in Walterano's sold out.

But in Chicago, Minneapolis, Atlanta, Nashville, San Francisco, Philadelphia, and Washington, DC, this fall, it's going to be the time of our lives.

The tickets are in the show notes in our Lincoln bio on social media and on Google.

And what about our merch?

Oh my God.

An honor of being the ugliest girls in the world.

We have brought to you a girl in the world attack merch.

I was actually attacked by being the ugliest girl in the world yesterday and to be able to cocoon in my ugliest girl in the world attack.

I don't know if it cured me of my ugliest girl in the world, but it offered comfort in my time of need.

One of the worst things that's ever happened in my life was I was talking to these two girls I know about an ugliest girl in the world attack.

I was like, you know, when you're like, are suddenly looking at me or are you like, oh my God, is it me? Am I the ugliest girl in the world?

And they were like, no.

And I was like, you never would be like, oh no, I might be the ugliest girl in the world.

And they're like, there's so many girls in the world.

I'm definitely not the ugliest.

We really don't know what you're talking about. And I was like, okay, so there's a good chance that nobody knows what we're talking about.

And these sweatshirts will go unsold.

But if you are interested, we did do like a limited run to get them to you as quickly as possible.

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