Carpet Guy Haunts NYC (w/ Drew Gooden)

Sad Boyz

Jarvis Johnson & Jordan Adika

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Drew and Jarvis talk about the NYC carpet guys, and the Portland Emo Realtor. Sad Boyz Nightz 123 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Over 100 Bonus Episodes: Sad Boyz Nightz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ✨⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Find Us Everywhere⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠✨ 00:00:00 Welcome, Drew Gooden! 00:01:22 Drew In LA 00:07:45 Cold Showers 00:11:57 Social Anxiety 00:20:56 Language Barrier 00:24:16 Reality TV 00:27:47 Carpet Guys 00:51:30 Emo Realtor 01:09:57 Nostalgic Music 01:17:06 Sad Boyz Nightz CREW: Hosted by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jarvis Johnson⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and Drew Gooden (filling in for ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jordan Adika⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) Produced & Edited by Jacob Skoda Produced by Anastasia Vigo Thumbnail design by @yungmcskrt Outro music by @prod.typhoon & @ysoblank Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also.
0:03.3	I'm Jarvis.
0:04.0	I'm,
0:05.5	we practiced.
0:06.8	We practiced this.
0:07.5	I don't know.
0:07.9	We were starting.
0:08.5	I'm Drew.
0:08.9	Welcome to Sad Boys.
0:10.4	He did it.
0:11.5	He's Jordan.
0:13.1	Yeah.
0:13.9	Hello.
0:15.0	Whoa.
0:17.3	I'm Jordan.
0:18.6	So is that the thing I'm lying the whole time?
0:22.0	I'm lying. It's just like Jordan is more like a role. It's like the guy that sits on this side of the couch. That's all he is to you. Like if you were playing a sport and you were like I'm a shooting guard. Uh-huh. That's his position. That's his position that he plays in sad boys. that seems like you have a very personal deep relationship with him if that's kind of all you see him as is someone who sits next to you on the couch yeah it's more like positional relationship like as long as he's to the left of me we're good yeah yeah you just need someone to the left of me is jordan cool well yeah i'm happy to be here also if you lying, you're getting the roll pretty spot on. True.
0:55.4	Jordan loves the lie. Biggest liar in the game.
0:56.8	I just don't know what to trust and what he says.
0:59.2	He's just like Chad GPT.
1:00.6	So Jordan's out.
1:03.3	He's out and about gallivanting in his homeland.
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