Carmen Lynch / Kelly Hudson

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2013

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

This week on BG: Lisa and Emily explore the different effects visiting Paris can have on one's psyche, comedian Carmen Lynch drops by to talk about her teenage job selling vacuum cleaners, and middle-aged man expert Sam Printess (Kelly Hudson) gives her unique view on this oft-forgotten subset of humanity. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Carmen Lynch Kelly Hudson

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.2	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:25.9	okay all right hello what's up how's it going.
0:30.3	Hello babies hello babies thank you for listening to baby geniuses just trying out some new more
0:36.1	obnoxious ways of starting the show. How did I do?
0:38.7	It was good and I like it upbeat. I wasn't asking you.
0:41.1	Oh I'm sorry that's so rude also good obnoxious thing to do is be
0:47.2	rude to people you like a lot. How's it going Lisa? Fine up until that point.
0:54.0	What if I took on a new persona on this podcast where I was just like a horrible bitch to you, but
1:01.8	then right after I was like, I was doing a bit for an hour.
1:05.0	The sad thing is I'd probably go along with that for quite a while before I mentioned it is a problem.
1:09.5	I know that's why it's so funny.
1:11.5	That's one of the most funny things. I wanted to talk about, should we just start off
1:16.3	with this? Sure. Someone posted an article on Facebook that was like, it's one of those you know fear-mongering
1:24.7	articles about what the kids are doing these days it was like the 10 most
1:28.8	dangerous teen fads and it's on MSN healthy living which means it's definitely aimed at old
1:33.8	people yeah because all the cool kids read AOL news and is this a slide show it is a
1:41.0	slideshow it is a slideshow which is annoying. Oof.
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