You guys we have Carmen Lynch first time on the pod and I've had a crush on you for like a while

Really tell me about it. I will okay. I don't know if you remember this gig, but it was like a

a playboy thing. Was it at the stand? No, it was at this like in-time square. It was definitely sketchy.

Do you remember this gig? For some reason I was like there. I wasn't performing. I was like

starting comedy and it was all just like a models and old men in the crowd. I thought I was a model.

And all the comments that we have and you walk in and you're gorgeous tall and then you just start

making fun of hot people and like how you're awkwardly hot and that kind of thing and you murdered.

Like people were dying laughing and I remember thinking like Carmen is such an incredible

comedian I'll always love her forever. So then fast forward now that like we're friends and

like this is crazy pants. I remember the playboy thing but I don't remember what the room looked like.

It was okay you had to like walk out. I think Nikki Glazer was on the show you to walk out.

It was like a runway. Yes, there was all these things that could go wrong.

Yes. And I remember this for every comedian.

And I remember like you felt like a model on it because it was like this like plank this runway thing.

You had to walk like awkwardly too long to get to the stage and I hate that shit. I will always do an

awkward jog. I need to stop. Like I do an awkward jog every time someone calls my name and I'm like

let's just walk like a normal person. It's hard when you're tall though isn't it? You're tall.

I'm 57. Okay. You can dodge. How tall are you? I'm six feet. Yeah. I'm a I'm a clutz. I've big

feet and I have a bunion that like throws me off and I hit scoliosis which throws me off. So I feel

like I'm hitting things all the time. And now I have this newsboard where I'm dropping things like my

my grip needs work. I just like drop something. It's not it's a little more dramatic because it's

coming from like the Eiffel Tower. Yeah. I drop this happened to me this morning. I swear to god I

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