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Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

Cardi BDE - Big Duchess Energy

Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

kathbum

Comedy

4.55.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2020

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about The Duchess' first week at number one in the UK. She welcomes Cardi B to the single mum's club and answers your letters.

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0:00.0

Telling everybody everything episode 23, which is half of a year of episodes I think if you do it weekly, how many weeks near?

0:11.0

52? What's half of 52? There's no way of calculating that mentally, but it's around 23.

0:20.0

Yes, I've had a terrible time this week. You know why?

0:24.0

Cardi B has filed for divorce and not for the first time from her trifling, cheating husband offset.

0:33.0

The definition of offset? A consideration or amount that diminishes or balances the effect of an opposite one.

0:42.0

The amount or distance by which something is out of line.

0:47.0

You are appropriately named, sir. Cardi B is a tour de force. She outsells offset, outperforms offset, and he had the audacity to ask for her forgiveness the first time she had enough of his cheating.

1:02.0

And by the way, this is not the first time he was cheating. It's just the first time she had publicly had enough of his cheating to the point that she broke up with him.

1:14.0

He apologized by offering her a bouquet of flowers or something in the middle of her show.

1:20.0

These hijacks of women's moments for the purpose of proposal absolutely floor me.

1:26.0

I've seen men propose in the middle of a woman's marathon. How she's supposed to get those seconds back.

1:32.0

Men will propose to you during your wedding to someone else. Men will propose to you during your own fucking funeral if given half the chance.

1:40.0

I just can't deal with the centering of themselves, especially for a cheating apology.

1:46.0

I mean, this was not even the proposal. It was just really, really sorry for humiliating you in front of the world with my many, many instances of flandering and worldwide sex tape.

1:59.0

Offset. You counteract the genius that is Cardi B. I am glad you're out of the picture. I really hope it stays this way.

2:08.0

He has four children, four, three from previous relationships and now Cardi B's daughter culture.

2:15.0

And as the writer, creator of the Duchess, I just want to see this woman and her small girl move forward in life together and take no more disrespect, no more shit from another man.

2:29.0

Cardi B isn't perfect. She said so herself. She asked the public to stay out of their first split because she wanted to reconcile.

2:36.0

Fine, we've all been there and TikTok, exactly how much longer is it? 18 months.

2:41.0

Once you decide to leave a man, it will take you 18 months exactly to actually do it. I have been there. I don't know why that's the magic number.

2:49.0

But you think, oh, everything's fine. I can fix it. I can fix it. You're not fixing anything because it wasn't broken with you.

2:57.0

There is an important theme in the Duchess that many people miss. There are a few themes that people miss.

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