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The future is bright, ladies and gentlemen,

we don't need to worry about the climate emergency anymore

because we have a new champion for saving the planet.

Step forward, Mr Reginald Dwight,

otherwise known as Sir Elton John,

a man who cares so much about the environment

that he sent his own private jet

to pick up Prince Harry and his wife, Megan Markle,

and whisk them down to Spain,

where they all sat around and congratulating each other

on how brilliant they were at helping everybody else.

Not only that, but the flamboyance, Sir Elton, also made sure that the flight was in his words, carbon neutral by sending some money to an outfit called Carbon Footbrin,

a limited company based in Islington set up to make wealthy people feel less guilty about fly.

How about you just stop fly? What's Elton gonna do next? Fly over poor parts of the world

and throw money out of the plane at them, perhaps to help them with their poverty problem. It's absolutely unbelievable, is it? Incredibly, Elton says we should leave

Megan and Harry alone because they're doing great things to save the planet, and what

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