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Friday Night Greg

Carbon fiber and Sweatpants.

Friday Night Greg

Greg Stone

Comedy, Stand-up

4.9591 Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Carbon fiber and Sweatpants was a morning radio show that happened on a day in history . This is an old Patreon episode that we decided to give away for free. happy holidays. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Here we are, yo, what up?

0:04.0

What up?

0:20.0

It's your boy, it's your boy carbon fiber. I'm here with my boys. Welcome to the morning show. What up? What up? What I? It's your boy sweatpants. Y'all already know what it is. Yo, sweatpants and carbon fiber. What up?

0:36.2

Carbon fiber, man. How are you doing on this morning? How are you doing on this morning? Yo, it's a pretty sweet morning, man, getting ready for back to school. Oh, man. Yeah, I remember back to school, man. What was your favorite part of going back to school? Yo, new shoes. Every morning I wake up, go to sleep. In my shoes, my mom bought me last night.

0:54.7

I would just go to bed and them.

0:55.6

Hold on, hold on, fan, fan, fan, man. You would go to sleep in your shoes? Yeah, man, my mom would buy me new clothes. That's no way to get a slumber. Oh, man. My mom's will buy me new clothes, and I was so excited that I would just go to bed. I would just go to bed in the new clothes.

0:52.8

You know what I mean?

0:54.2

Jordans.

0:55.9

Jenko's. just go to bed. I would just go to bed in the new clothes. You know what I mean? Jordans. Jankos. Button down shirt. You don't know who coming through the window. Ready to go. Ready to fly like Mike. Because that people would be like, my mom would walk in it. You'd be like, yo, ready for school? I go, butt down. Just throw the blackout. Pop up like the undertaker. Yeah, full clothing. Full clothing. Ready, you know what I mean? Yeah, she in the background, like, I guess my son likes math. That's what up. That's what up. That is what up. That is what up. That's my back to school. It's a goddamn fashion show.

1:46.3

I think it's always so funny.

1:48.7

One day.

1:49.6

Everybody do one day.

1:52.2

Wait, fashion show?

1:53.3

It's like a fact.

1:53.9

One day, everybody will be the way the best duds for the one day.

1:58.1

And then the other days after that, everyone go back to regular clothes.

2:03.2

Just straight up.

2:04.0

Just straight up.

2:04.9

Mouse eating armpits.

2:07.1

Yeah, man.

2:07.8

Fan, fam.

2:08.5

Is them jeans all mustard?

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