Car-edible Witness

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Nicole brings the case against her partner, Scott. Nicole says that Scott razzes her too much because of her road trip snacking system. Scott says her messy snacks deserve to be razzed! Who’s right? Who’s wrong?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast. I'm Bill of Jesse Thorne. This week,
0:06.6	Car Edible Witness. Nicole brings the case against her partner Scott.
0:11.7	Nicole says Scott razzes her too much because of a road trip snacking system.
0:16.7	Scott says her messy snacks deserve to be razzed.
0:21.0	Who's right?
0:21.9	Who's wrong? Only one can decide.
0:24.0	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference.
0:30.0	There are very few things I don't eat with ranch. I just like it and it helps make some things easier to eat so I always have it with my meals.
0:38.0	When we got our food I asked for some ranch. The waiter said they didn't have any
0:43.0	and offered to bring out some kind of sour cream and dill sauce?
0:46.0	I tried it and they just weren't the same.
0:49.0	I told Michael I'd be right back,
0:51.0	took my wallet and left the restaurant.
0:52.0	I had seen a convenience
0:53.7	store close by when arriving, so I went, bought a bottle of ranch, and came back.
0:59.3	Michael looked shocked, but didn't say anything anything and ate his food.
1:03.7	Bail if Jesse Thorne please swear them in.
1:06.2	Nicole and Scott please rise and raise your right hands.
1:09.5	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God or whatever?
1:14.8	We do.
1:15.8	Yeah, I do.
1:16.8	Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling, despite the fact that he's watching
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