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Ola Michelle's happy birthday to my twin brother, Brian.

When I get a birthday text from his wife, I asked her to give him a big kiss and hug for his birthday to ache him out.

It backfired.

He texted me a big thank you for his birthday kiss and karaoke.

Oh.

So can I get a penis is too small?

A me, my girl, and the Johnson.

And you bitch is talking all over each other about how

birthday karaoke is wonderful.

Thanks and love the show, guys.

That from the lovely Brenda.

The penis is too small.

You, your girl and your Johnson. You know, I would not be anything. It's fantastic. And especially when his wife doesn't. Man, I got to say, you're showing up at my place for my birthdays and I don't even know. I'm like, put it to work. One hand there. Man, that was incredible. Yo, bitches. Yo. Y'all still giving shoutouts to bars slinging the IPA? Yes. What's the name of the bar? Oh, wait a minute. Is that right, Mom? Northwest bed back in the dorm. Riverside Tavern in Fall City. Riverside Tavern and Falls City. All right. Okay. There's guy with the Angry Deavers got it on too. And he's got the logger in a can. Greenwood, right? Greenwood, yeah. One more email today. Birthday wise. But, Joe, it's Lisa here. Sitting the happiest birthday wishes to my amazing fiancé, Shane Stink, who's hitting the big 4-0 today.

I've got a little surprise plan for him.

A weekend getaway to Vegas.

Oh, nice.

Any fun suggestions for celebrating this milestone?

I'm his 24-year-old fiancé.

So can Coke Ted chat about the age gap we're having?

He's 40, she's 24.

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