Candy Desk

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! It's still MaxFunDrive 2023, so you know what that means! If you're a member, you get access to a VERY special bonus episode. But, but... This episode is special too! (...can I talk to you for a minute over there, where the Candy Desk episode can't hear us? Great - I need you to know something. The Candy Desk episode is swell. It's actually a bonus episode too. It's one more episode than you'd normally get this month, but it's just a run of the mill standard format episode. Don't let Candy Desk know that I said that. What you want to be listening to is the REAL BONUS episode, that only MaxFun members can listen to. It's called Lightning Round of Hot Truth Takes Dome, and it's a laugh riot.) On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for Candy Desk, "a tradition of the United States Senate since 1965, whereby a senator who sits at a particular desk near a busy entrance keeps a drawer full of candy for members of the body." ...Candy Desk episode is right behind me, isn't it..?

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses.
0:15.0	We know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses.
0:19.0	We know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses.
0:22.0	We know everything baby geniuses. Hey everybody it's another very special episode. Yes do not adjust you.
0:25.0	We don't know. Hey everybody it's another very special episode.
0:30.0	Yes do not adjust your television screens. We are indeed releasing two episodes in a row in honor of Max Fun Drive.
0:38.0	It's the one time of year when we ask for people to become members of Max Fund because that's how our shows are
0:44.8	supported.
0:45.8	And me and Emily specifically, we don't have ads on our podcast at all, so this is the one way that
0:50.5	we earn money back on it and we can use that to pay Rob and pay for equipment and also
0:56.5	buy all the stupid shit that we promote during the endorse horse segment.
1:00.0	Yeah, that's really important because we do not accept freebies for endorse horse.
1:03.5	This is entirely purchased with our own money.
1:05.8	Yes.
1:06.8	That's how you know that endorse horse is honest.
1:10.7	Yeah, it is. We don't take bribes. So you should make sure and not fast forward through
1:18.0	there's going to be a few more pledge breaks in this episode. Don't fast forward. There's going to be a bunch of cool info in them.
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