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And welcome to the Bitch Fible Podcast.

I have been hysterically laughing with myself for about 23 minutes.

And I thought, Jackie, why don't you pop behind the mic and give them that good, good.

So I would like to announce my Leo season countdown.

We are T minus 11 days till I pop the fuck off and burn every bridge that I ever built.

I was just going through my emails even though it's breaking my 5.30 pm rule.

And I got this questionnaire.

I'm doing a couple podcasts because I'm feeling philanthropic.

And I would like to round out my wholesome image before I fully self-imploded

come July 23rd to August 23rd, I think, is the entirety of Leo season.

And so I'm doing all these different types of podcasts, really, as a due diligence.

And don't ask me because I'm not doing anymore.

But I got this questionnaire because I'm doing this beauty podcast.

And they want to know, like, my tips, my tricks, like, what makes you feel beautiful,

this, that the other thing, like, just beat me, kill me, stab me.

So I started to fill it out.

I was crying laughing because I'm thinking of myself, you know,

am I going to be lovely?

Or am I going to be honest?

Because as I always say, your face is your base.

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