Candlenights 2017

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2017

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Here we are again, friends, with our beloved annual swear-free episode of MBMBaM. Gather those you love around the Podcast Victrola and enjoy. Suggested talking points: Rockin' Randy the Safe Sex Santa, Proof that Trickle Down Economics Works, The Grinch Totally Naked, Drinking Frosty the Snowman.

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0:00.0	So how was your week?
0:07.0	Hi everybody, thank you for that wonderful welcome.
0:12.0	If I sound like a muppet, it is because I had a little bit of surgery this week.
0:20.0	Everything is going great. And this was a choice because I have an incision.
0:32.0	I have an incision that I wanted to show you all and my children were not let that happen.
0:38.0	But thanks for coming out for tonight's celebration.
0:44.0	Thanks to everybody who weighed out in the rain because I know that wasn't a lot of fun.
0:49.0	I didn't because I just walked right in.
0:54.0	My name is Clint McElroy. Did I already say that?
1:03.0	That's neither a yes or no. But I am here to share something very important with you
1:10.0	which nobody trust me to remember. All to heck with it. The McElroy brothers are not experts.
1:19.0	And their advice should never be followed. Travis and Cister's a sexist, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
1:29.0	Also this show isn't for kids, which I say only so you babies out there know how cool you are for listening.
1:38.0	What's up? You cool babies.
2:08.0	I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy.
2:13.0	I am your middle-est brother Travis McElroy.
2:18.0	I'm your middle-est brother Justin McElroy.
2:23.0	I am your middle-est brother Travis McElroy.
2:29.0	I am your middle-est brother Travis McElroy.
2:39.0	And I'm your sweet baby brother in 30 under 30 media luminary Griffin McElroy.
2:46.0	All I could think about is how great it would have been if you did that jump scare and popped the giant balloon that was behind you
2:52.0	and scared the crap out of yourself.
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