Welcome back to everyone's favorite segment.

I honestly never thought that I would be saying this,

but for today's counterpoint,

I'm going to be taking on Sesame Street's Big Bird.

Let's hear what Big Bird has to say.

Have you decided if Big Bird's going to be getting the vaccine?

Yes, I did.

I asked my questions and I got my answers

and I've scheduled an appointment for my grand sonny.

We're leaving in a few minutes.

Now, I just need to get one last thing

before we go to your appointment, Big Bird.

I'll be right back.

All right.

I have one more question.

Oh, sure, Big Bird. What's that?

Well, I'm a little scared to get the shot

because I don't like needles.

Will it hurt?

Oh, it's okay to be scared

and to have some of those big feelings, Big Bird.

Can I tell you something?

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