Happy Sunday and welcome to brunch with Desbe. I'm your host Des also known as Desbe here to provide you with your favorite way to start the week.

Every Sunday we explore new topics and dive into conversations that matter in some that truly do not tune in each week to smile learn something new and join your favorite brunch gang. Let's get into it.

No, because I have the biggest trauma now that this button is going to be fucking green the whole time. Welcome back to the podcast. We are officially recording and I just want to like stare at it for a few minutes to make sure we're actually recording. I guess I shouldn't say minutes, but a few seconds.

It's like, are we on? Are we on because last week was so tragic. Obviously, thank you guys who still listen to last week's episode was still great episode. I was just so mad about the freaking audio.

And if you guys missed it, I missed pressing the button to record. So luckily I was recording on YouTube. If you guys are watching weekly, you always hang out with me and you know we have the best visuals ever.

But I did not push record. I was so I think I was just so flustered coming down. I got that I got that gift from Isaac. He wrote me this nice letter. I was telling you guys about it was pumped up and I literally just forgot to press record. So welcome back to brunch with Desbe as always. I'm desi also known as desbe and today.

The B stands for banger blazing beautiful album and we're going to be talking all about guts today. But before we get into that, I really need to address the elephant in the room that you cannot really notice.

But I just have to get it off my chest. My fingernails. Okay, I have I have nails missing. I did like the impress press on like where they're not actually glue. They just last for like a couple days. Don't get wrong. They they lasted really well through the weekend. But I'm trying to hold off on getting my nails done until I'm in Columbus this weekend.

What you guys will see I'm obviously in town for the tent sale. So I want to get my nails done because next week I leave for my really big photo shoot video shoot.

Collab shoot that I can't really tell you about yet. But just hang in, hang in, hang in there, babe. Okay, we're going to get all into it. Also, as you guys can see, spooky merch is officially live. Thank you to whoever it was. I wish I remembered your name that told me. Hey, Des, can you launch the spooky merch earlier because you made such a fantastic point to make sure that this merge came out before obviously like October where everyone can wear it way longer.

So thank you so much for calling me out on my problematic actions and making me a better person. So let's get into today's episode because we have a lot going on.

We have had a lot going on. We've we've had a lot of drama. We've had a lot of shit hit the fan last week. And you know, by all as always, by the time my podcast comes out new stuff has come out. But I cover everything I can up until Tuesdays. Sorry, that's when my podcast is due. All right.

So the first thing I really wanted to start out was also by telling you guys Mary Christmas and you might be wondering what the fuck like it's a little

day September. No, like Mary Christmas because why are number one Black Friday sales already starting? Who who gave everyone the right to start Black Friday in

fucking August? Okay, this some of the Black Friday sales started a week ago, two weeks ago in August. Every year, we are like inching up Black Friday. Why?

Black Friday falls on a reason because my childhood, we would wake up and we would go to the bed bath and be on the best by whatever and stand in line at midnight.

Stay true to our Black Friday morals and values. Please for the love of fucking God. Okay, I'm tired of thinking about Christmas in August. Let me have a couple months to unwind and get my

pockets ready to go balls deep into Christmas decor and presents. Okay, thank you so much. Why are we doing holiday kids? Why are we putting out Black Friday sales? Why are we already doing Christmas

specials? Knock at the fuck off. Okay, I need to enjoy spooky season. I need to enjoy apple cider, apple donuts, anything pumpkin before I even think about

peppermint. So go crawl back in your hole every corporation in America and stay true to our morals of Black Friday falling in November.

Thank you. Moving forward. Last week's recap. Okay, last week's episode. If you guys went there, we got dark. We got dark. We cried. We're two for two. Will we go three for three? I don't know.

I got a few messages from you guys. Hey, Des. You've been pretty emotionally. You're not pregnant. Are you? I swear. When I tell you guys, I will fucking block you if you ever ask me that or put a hex over my head that I will get pregnant. I will quite

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