Hello, this is Joe. What you are about to listen to is something we call canal Thursdays.

Over the last couple of series, every now and then we've pretended we were buying a canal boat

and then we got some friends of ours to come on and pretend to be either selling it to us or cleaning it or

I don't know, other stuff really. They all played stuff, just your characters and we just sort of pretended we were

as I say buying a canal boat and we just put them all out now so you can have a listen again for the first time.

Alright, hope you enjoy. Bye!

Here it's coming, it's canal Thursday, canal Thursdays. Here it's right here, it's canal Thursdays.

Here it's right here, it's canal Thursdays.

So here we are, that was it.

So we were just chatting about other stuff, weren't we?

Today we're going to meet, basically I don't know if you remember last time I'll come out Thursdays.

Ah, because we don't remember.

I think we bought a boat and we pushed him in and now we remember we need to have the boat sort of done that.

I just want to cleanse myself of him, just.

Yeah, we need, we're going to have it cleaned, hopefully taken out the water and scrubbed and everything.

And we're meeting this chap, I can't remember this chap's name, hello.

Hello mate.

Sorry, we're outside this sort of fatch cottage.

And we're meeting this chap who said he can do that. He cleans batteries.

I don't know to what extent he cleans them, if it's just sort of dusting or whether he sort of strips it down to the bare bones.

So they take the fucking age to reach the front door.

Hello. Hello.

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