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Canal Thursday #10 Brother Paul visits the boat

Chatabix

Big Oval Plate

Comedy

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2023

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

David & Joe's brother Paul is coming to visit them on the narrowboat. They are a bit nervous as Paul has just finished an 18 year stretch inside. While they wait for him to arrive they struggle to remember their favourite Paul stories. When Paul turns up he tells them all about his crimes, childhood illnesses and how he passed his time in solitary. David has made Paul some spag bol but Paul has brought his own lunch. The visit doesn't go well. (Brother Paul is played by Alistair Green who is currently touring his own show) https://showandtellpresents.com/events/what-are-we-like-eh#shows Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, this is Joe. What you are about to listen to is something we call canal Thursdays.

0:07.0

Over the last couple of series, every now and then we've pretended we were buying a canal boat

0:13.0

and then we got some friends of ours to come on and pretend to be either selling it to us or cleaning it or

0:20.0

I don't know, other stuff really. They all played stuff, just your characters and we just sort of pretended we were

0:27.0

as I say buying a canal boat and we just put them all out now so you can have a listen again for the first time.

0:36.0

Alright, hope you enjoy. Bye!

1:20.0

Here it's coming, it's canal Thursday, canal Thursdays. Here it's right here, it's canal Thursdays.

1:40.0

Here it's right here, it's canal Thursdays.

1:47.0

Here it is, here it is.

2:06.0

Who, hi, who we meet, who we're meeting today and what we're doing.

2:17.4

Well, I thought, I did not tell you, basically, so I, my brother, we haven't seen for ages.

2:22.8

He's been in prison for a few years.

2:24.9

Our brother?

2:25.9

Yeah, Paul.

2:26.9

I forgot.

2:27.9

I forgot we were related, if I'm honest.

2:29.9

Yeah, we're not hoping.

2:32.9

No.

2:33.9

Yeah, we are.

2:35.9

Yeah, I know, but we keep it ever so quiet.

2:37.9

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2:38.9

Was that you're doing?

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