Hello, this is Joe. What you are about to listen to is something we call canal Thursdays.

Over the last couple of series, every now and then we've pretended we were buying a canal boat

and then we got some friends of ours who have wanted to pretend to be either selling it to us

or cleaning it or other stuff really. They all played tough, just stupid characters and we just sort of

pretended we were as I say buying a canal boat and we just put them all out now

so you can have a listen again for the first time. All right, hope you enjoy. Bye!

Hi. Hi. Sorry. Sorry, I had a little gig with your jumper, sorry. No, right, why? I don't know. Sorry.

It's nice, I do like it. Sorry. Have a look at your cardie. That's what it's like a penis from here

but patterns that are like veins. This is like a red penis. Thank you. Lucky this is a podcast,

isn't it? I shouldn't, you know, like I care that if it was actually this good morning

we just vaulted like this. We walked into our office job ourselves at one point. Yeah, it just

looks like they were really smelly because it's my jumper. Just giggle at nothing because you're over

tired. Your card is going to look like a red penis and just get to work quietly. Then just

start tapping away at God.

Welcome to, you know, first day. So I was thinking, yeah, I think good you got an idea because I forgot

it was Thursday. I was thinking like this feels like it's your idea because you've been on a

canal boat and I haven't. So I've picked up this list of 10 things you need to consider before

buying one. Okay. I've also put my map up. Okay, we haven't had on canal Thursday. Yeah,

so, well, I don't know how I add that adds anything. Yeah, the map seems like it's a secondary thing

because I'm not convinced we should buy one. We're buying one. I love to actually buy one.

This is in number one. It's a great way of life but it's not for everyone. It's just like my

mic. You'll either love it or hate it. Well, I love it. Well, every time I speak to people,

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