Hello, this is Joe. What you are about to listen to is something we call canal Thursdays.

Over the last couple of series, every now and then we've pretended we were buying a canal boat

and then we got some friends of ours who have wanted to pretend to be either selling it to us

or cleaning it or other stuff really. They all played tough, just stupid characters and we just sort of

pretended we were as I say buying a canal boat and we just put them all out now

so you can have a listen again for the first time. All right, hope you enjoy. Bye!

So what are we doing today? We're going to see someone. We're going to see a guy that has some dogs, I think,

and they rent setters. They all rent setters or does he have other dogs? I don't know, I don't know.

He was very old on the phone. Why are we buying dogs before we get there? Because for companionship,

if one of us is away, I think I see. Is this how Paul met and improvised it? I've got a

thing he's got a bit more. Well, he's got a really sharp brain, isn't he? Yeah, he's just a snorke.

That lackluster conversation. We're just having a pretend conversation, is that improvised?

Oh, this is it. We're just turning into the drive of the bloody howl. This is a long drive.

It's beautiful round here. Nice gardens. I've got the giggles. I'm nervous about buying three

outsations. Not outsations, red setters. Why are we buying red setters? They've got a lovely nature.

There's a guy down my road who's got red setters. I think they're a bit barmy though. So is this guy

got like a puppy farm? I think we're buying puppies or adult red setters. What would you prefer?

Fully grown. Yeah, trained. Well, behind. God, I'm naked.

Well, you're going to be even more naked when you've got a walk three red setters every day.

Could be a bit of improper. That's see, I pulled that out of the bag.

Oh, well, what sort of park up? Who's driving, by the way? Me. I know I'm kidding. I can see you're driving.

See what I did there? Oh, let's knock on the door. Okay, come on. He seemed like a nice person.

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