Hello, this is Joe. What you are about to listen to is something we call canal Thursdays.

Over the last couple of series, every now and then we've pretended we were buying a canal boat

and then we got some friends of ours to come on and pretend to be either selling it to us

or cleaning it or, I don't know, other stuff really, they all played off,

just super characters and we just sort of pretended we were, as I say, buying a canal boat

and we just put them all out now so you can have a listen again for the first time.

Alright, hope you enjoy, bye!

Hi. Hi. How am I? Not great, Mr Taylor's been emailing

me all week because he haven't given him an answer. Yeah, well, it takes a bit of warming

up into the improv, doesn't it? Like, that's for you. It does, does it not for you?

No, it's on my way. Okay. Yeah, he's been emailing me once an answer on the narrow boat

and so he's been speaking to me photos of stuff. Photos of stuff. Yeah, so I'm not

saying the popular in the Airbnb. Well, we're going to see another one so we can't

give him a definitive answer. No, so let's, where are we going exactly today?

It's on the same stretch of canal as the... Right, so it's a neighbor of Mr Taylor's.

You've got reflection in your glasses, it's like you've got your eye shut.

I have. And this way, have you? No, I did that for a bit.

Right, okay, so you actually have your eye shut. Yeah.

Yeah, it's on the same strip of river canal as the other boat, so I don't even know a name.

I do, I've got it here. What's the name?

Uh, Mr Falkoneo. Okay.

Dan, what do you think of my new haircut? Yeah, nice.

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