Hello, this is Joe. What you are about to listen to is something we call canal Thursdays.

Over the last couple of series, every now and then we've pretended we were buying a canal boat

and then we got some friends of ours to come on and pretend to be either selling it to us

or cleaning it or, I don't know, other stuff really, they all played off,

just super characters and we just sort of pretended we were, as I say, buying a canal boat

and we just put them all out now so you can have a listen again for the first time.

Alright, hope you enjoy, bye!

Ah, fuck! Oh, someone's back. How are you? Yeah, alright.

You alright? Ah, I can work up at four. Why? Don't know, it's sort of insomnia for an hour off.

Well, that's what it's like sleeping in an air B&B in roughly. Well, Glenfield, but

we're in Glenfield which is the next one. Ah, haven't got, I haven't been, hasn't stuck

over the last way, I keep saying it's roughly. I know, it's, it's an extra little long because we

keep walking to Rosalie in the morning. But we've had a nice week, isn't we? We've done our other

podcast every morning, chat a bit somewhere. But now we're heading back to Rosalie to

win the car. We're in the car. Yeah. What time are we meeting the

home boat owner? Any minute now. Oh, is it? Well, as soon as we get there, as soon as we

thought, because we're following the satnav at the moment, aren't we? Yeah. Are we meeting him

at the boat? Yeah, you're pretty keen on this boat. I'm sort of like the here and all there.

No, no, I am really keen up there. Lots of, well, you know, I've been with you a week. I've been

looking at the pictures every day. Why do you do those stretches in the morning?

In my bedroom? Stay nimble. In my bedroom? Because my bedroom was tiny because I paid a bit less,

didn't I? You paid the extra like 20 quid a night for the larger room with the canal view

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